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Rick Santorum bows out leaving behind a host of evangelicals who, if they ever got up to speed on Mormons, would vote for Romney only because he is not Black.

I mean, what is worse for these idiots – the fact that Obama is Black or the fact that Romney believes in a religion that has baptized, after she was dead, Anne Frank, a Jew, at least a dozen times.

I’m from the South, meaning that we baptize people. But in all cases I have seen, you have to be alive to be baptized.

Not with the Mormons. They have their own heaven and you have to be baptized to get there. But you don’t have to be alive. If they like you, they can baptize you and send you to their heaven even if you have your own and would prefer to go there.

If you partake of religion, this probably sounds pretty crazy to you.

But the Mormons are just getting started. Their engines aren’t even warm yet.

Brigham Young, the illiterate big guy behind the religion, if you don’t count the New York faker that started it, thought it was perfectly OK to kill and loot anyone who wasn’t Mormon. He boasted about it. He also was pro-rape and polygamy.

So it is the Church of Jesus Christ and the Later Day Saints and this guy was the main later day Saint. Do I hear a bit of dissonance here?

Thou shall not kill (and loot)?

That anyone who belongs to this cult could be considered a candidate for President of the United States is just plain crazy.

The fact that people think the United States was founded on religion is a failure of education.

The United States was founded by a lot of folks who didn’t want their religion stomped on by the state and another bunch of folks who didn’t want their lack of religion to be stomped on either.

On December 15, 1791, the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution were ratified. The first one said, in part:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”

That means Mormons are free to be Mormons, others can handle poisonous snakes, and I can be free to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and none of it can be the established religion of our country.

When it comes to electing a President, do you want someone who venerates a guy that believed in rape, polygamy, murder of anyone who didn’t share his religion, and looting of the dead?

Or maybe a Christian guy from Chicago who thinks everyone should have health care?

I would prefer an atheist guy from damned near anywhere who thinks everyone should have health care, but that is just me and I have a Constitutional right to be that way.

So when you go to the polls, think about this. Unless you have a pile of money, you are sticking your dick up your own ass if you don’t vote for the people who would give you free medical care. That would be the Democrats. It probably will take 50 years to get there, but eventually, medical care will be universal and paid for by taxes. It is the only way everyone will have it.

Or, you can vote for murder, polygamy, rape, and watch your mother die because your job at Wal-Mart has no medical for your family.

Pick one.

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Written by Charles Keefer

April 10, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Posted in Blog

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