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It was so cold …

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It was so cold the last few days that I read through 400 “so cold” jokes on the internet so you wouldn’t have to. Here are a few I liked.

It was so cold that …

  • the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets.
  • Richard Simmons started wearing pants.
  • Pamela Anderson was downgraded from “hot” to “tepid”.
  • Boy Scouts were offering to de-ice little old ladies.
  • the mercury in the thermometer was just – GONE.
  • we had lunch down at the “Greasy Spoon” – just for the heartburn.
  • I had a new excuse for drinking vodka. It’s the only thing that was still liquid.
  • we needed archaeology skills just to read the newspaper. There we were – hair dryer and tweezers in hand – thawing and carefully peeling off one page at a time.
  • instead of yelling “freeze”, the cops just yelled “go outside”.
  • Shania Twain had to cover her midriff.
  • my silly putty turned into serious putty.
  • my heating bill came with the warning “Sit down before opening!”
  • Bill Clinton thought he was standing next to Hillary.
  • the Four Seasons Hotel changed its name to just “Winter”.
  • Apple introduced the iParka.

Feel free to respond with your own cold jokes. Just try to make them better than the 385 I didn’t pick.

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Written by Charles Keefer

January 11, 2010 at 6:20 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. It was so cold I saw icicles hanging off the back hair of a Canadian wearing a Speedo on the beach.

    ksteinhoff

    January 11, 2010 at 8:53 pm

  2. laughed so hard my teeth chattered,oh wait they were chattering before

    bev

    January 11, 2010 at 8:55 pm


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